This is a recipe to create almost perfectly viable artificial nostalgia. Lab results for friends (n=4) that I introduced the remix to also displayed signs of nostalgic impulse (Strong et al. 2016). Further duplication of the experiment with MRI analysis is needed to assess the viability of rootkit as a potential synthetic nostalgic generator in specific individuals with ideal life histories (Strong et al. 2016, Gallego et al. 2009).